(Source: adventrust, via a--c-i-d)

(Source: yoursyeezus, via hausofhybrids)

fuck-benedict:

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general

(via dirntzilla)

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

(via an-american-idiot-being)

thefader:

AT HOME WITH BEST COAST (AND HER CAT SNAX) IS ON THE WAY THIS WEDNESDAY

WATCH EPISODES WITH EARL SWEATSHIRT, A-TRAK, TINASHE AND MORE

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

(via tomdelongeskateboardswithaliens)

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

(Source: ultrafacts, via punk-rock-time-lord)

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

(via kittykmonster)